*speaks into loudhailer*
To all the reservist Jedi... I have seen the error of my ways and
rescinded the Dark Side. Darth Fudgester is no longer.
Anyway, I had a lot of fun slashing and sparring with all of you
and now I wish to fight side by side with you as Jedi
Reservists.
Once I renew my subscription, that is.... dang. 