Null Talismans are 25 Gold cheaper?!!!! What the hell are you
thinking Icefrog??? Have you lost all traces with your Sanity, your
Artistic Integrity? Have you lost the cool, logical and balanced
mind that Warcraft Map developers need when forging maps of DotA's
calibur? You have singlehandedly destroyed DotA and its integrity
with this change. You have harnessed the chains of malice and
incompetency to drive your hellish steeds of destruction and
despair through the rejoicing worlds of the living and ruin DotA in
the process. Words simply cannot EXPLAIN how angry I am with this
change, your development skills and your love for the human race.
Here is what you have done by cheapening Null Talismans:
What the hell were you thinking? I have supported you for 17 long
years Icefrog, 17 years, ever since you took the DotA-Development
Matrix from Guinsoo's dying hands by his hospital bed 3 years ago
promising to uphold the tradition of excellent development as his
winded breath wheezed a promise that was only half finished before
his gentle head slumped into the creamy hospital bed pillow and
then tears streamed down your mottled face as you screamed why into
the sky and beat upon Guinsoo's corpse in uncontained rage and
anger towards God and the unfair world he created dooming the most
cherished to die first.
You have destroyed your vow to Eul when you met on that fateful
summers noon as a young and lost map developer who didn't have a
true purpose in the world and decided to ask those with more wisdom
because you were afraid of being unable to live up to the great
expectations bestowed upon you, down at the serene windy lake with
it's glassy surface and lone fisherman in a small and easily
overturnable boat hovering quite near the center worrying about
feeding his family and the deers trotting off in the distance being
jealously eyed by small rabbits who envied their youthfulness but
at the same time were glad they were such innocent symbols of
cuteness that were sometimes ignored by the American MEDIA, you
have destroyed the oath you took with him as he decided to leave
the glowing jeweled crown with the more exuberant youth of his
dying generation.
You have betrayed your mother and father, whose sole wish for you
as a small, frail orphan child by the name of Oliver Twist who
worked his way up on wall Street using relentless precision to take
down his financial rivals to ultimately rise to stardom. was to
create a popular map that was balanced and enjoyed by all.
DID YOU FORGET THE VOW YOU MADE WITH ME IN VIETNAM WHEN I DRAGGED
YOUR LIMP BODY FROM THE THORNY BRAMBLES THAT HAD ENSNARED YOU, WITH
THE VIETNAMESE INSURGENTS FIRING THEIR CHEAP BUT EFFECTIVE RIFLES
BEHIND OUR BACKS, AND THE WEAK SMILE YOU GAVE TO ME AFTER YOU
REALIZED YOU WEREN;T GOING TO BE TORTURED FOR INFORMATION REGARDED
THE US GOVERNEMNT? DID YOU FORGET THE PROMISE YOU MADE TO ME AFTER
OJ WALKED FREE??? AFTER THE LEWINSKY SCANDAL?
When we saw the first Pokemon movie and both cried in unison as Ash
was turned to stone but then cheered as the tears of the crying
Pokemon brought him back to life and you told me you never wanted
to cause pain like that to the small children of the proceeding
generations ever again.
No Icefrog you have forgotten, and with that, you have DOOMED us
all to an eternity of imba.
Yesterday I saw a Drow get EIGHT NULL TALISMANS AND PROCEED TO GO
GODLIKE WITH ITS IMBA CHEAPNESS!
This is the final straw Icefrog, I'm quitting DotA because of your
strange fetish for Null Talismans, it is obvious you are being
manipulated by the Mafia or other local crime syndicate. I've seen
the Departed Icefrog, I know you and all your Irish gangster kind.
GG Icefrog, I might come back when you decide to balance the game
again, but until then you're dead to me.
ROFL KTHXBAI
