An inquest has found that a woman died from onanistic
excess.
The 31-year-old nanny (pictured), a resident of Gloucester in
the United Kingdom, was found dead whilst lying half-naked in her
bed with a laptop displaying pornography and a sex toy close to
hand.
Police describe the scene which greeted them when they broke
into the lady’s home:
“After they broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead. She
had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the
duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a
vibrator in the bed.
The laptop was still displaying pornographic material.”
The coroner’s verdict dryly notes that she is thought to have
died of heart problems related to her onanistic antics:
“I am satisfied [she] died of a natural disease process – sudden
cardiac arrhythmia.
It is not always possible to determine an exact cause of death
but it is likely that her activity before death contributed towards
it.”