She dun look chio, but decent looking. she dun look sexy, but
with long hair and skin is fair. any ways I can go up to her and
ask her want to come my house for a cup of tea?
Give her this poem:
Just looking at you, O sweet
maiden;
with love, my heart is laden
Your soft, jet black hair
and skin so fair...
Wish I could go up to you
O, maiden of love so true-
Come, thee down for a cuppa tea,
With none other than me, Francesco
Totti!
consperm she will go "KYAAA! THIS UNCLE SO LOMANTIK!".
