this is what i face in sgforums right now, sort of

2. The
Stalker
The Digital age is all about instant communication though online
interaction, and these friends are exactly that - except for the
fact that they're a little too extreme.
Messages will usually start with "Hey how are you doing?" and
should you be foolish enough to reply, a barrage of notes will
follow.
"Hey, want to meet sometime?"
"What are you up to lately?"
"Seen that latest movie? Haha, I like it, do you?"
"Hey why aren't you answering me?"
"Haven't heard from you since 2 days ago, hey answer me!"
While we all enjoy being connected to our friends on Facebook,
these people are part of the rare sub-species of humans who don't
understand the meaning or have a need for alone time.
Delete.