It is my duty to announce fifi fall into ma tong near Seletar
Expressway
The Constitution of sgForums states
in absence, demise or toiletry behaviour of Queen of sgForums,
the next in line will take over
as TehJarVu is first in line to the Throne of sgForums
I, Steward of the High Chair of sgForums, hereby announce
that
TehJarvu shall be crowned Noopig I of sgForums, King, of United
sgForums and sgGirls, of other Dominions and Realms, Defender of
the Faith!