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last SG · 2010-02-13T07:36:50+00:00

kopi poison deep deep liao and be careful not to give too wet kiss in case moisture enters the fone then short circuit

TehJarVu SG

i thot simi kueh lapis

TehJarVu SG

so bored
parkway open oredi sia

i make tea first

laurence82 SG

i decided on a project ler

i will take pictures of all places in my home town before they are gone

my primary sch undergone reconstruction and there used to be one old lady living in a small brokendown hse at the end of the road, the hse is special is because its farking small in a large land, whereas other houses are spacious

the old lady died and i heard the son built a large mansion in its place

TehJarVu SG

then u must whole day go back?

laurence82 SG

i got many leaves

me and my boss now shang nao jing how to clear them

i will take one week maybe go back

stay at my grandaunt place

she will sure welcome me and cook dishes many many for me

TehJarVu SG

eat till u taf taf

then confirm can find the 2 Labis gers ler

so sorrie fifi

laurence82 SG

fat fat u mean?

not that easy, many ppl in my hometown are skinny and dark

TehJarVu SG

yah today oso cannot say bad things

skinny and dark then?

u got $$$ mani mani wor

laurence82 SG

all my cousins, even nieces and nephews already come JB work

$$ mani mani not the only thing

i handsum also

but no permed hair or carry clutch bag

kekekekeke

TehJarVu SG

ok i chope page boy position first

不管新娘是谁

laurence82 SG

u be page boy then weidev and all my xiao di di become wad？？

if fifi is the 新娘 and she doesnt approve u, how?

TehJarVu SG

they can be page boy 2, 3, 4 and 5
me is no. 1 chief page boy

if fifi no approve then u change the bride k

laurence82 SG

its like one old uncle surrounded by many xiao di di

a bit weird leh

but ok, if bride no approve i will change bride

TehJarVu SG

oh good good

u confirm got the head of family seh, bery good
confirm will be 幸福 won't be henpecked

laurence82 SG

Visiting

1. Grandaunt house - Checked, my grandaunt still damn strong despite being 90 over yrs old, next door siao uncle decided to destroy his slum hse and build a brand new hse, but in the end fence off his area, a bit pai kua and unfriendly

2. Grandaunt eldest son house - Nope

3. Grandaunt eldest daughter house -Checked

4. Grandaunt 2nd daughter house - Nope

5. Grandunt other sons' house - Checked

6. Grandma house - Nope, but really feel like going back and see

7. 大姑 house in Muar - Nope, cousins all spread out in Shanghai, Singapore, Manila and Batu Pahat, so she not around

8. 二姑 house in Woodlands - Nope, she too busy looking after 10 20 grandchildren, apparently my cousins very productive

9. 小姑house - Nope, maybe other time

10. fifi house for s3x - Not yet!

laurence82 SG

oh good good

u confirm got the head of family seh, bery good
confirm will be 幸福 won't be henpecked

me no like henpecked hubby or male chauvinist pic hubby those type

but i look down on henpecked hubby more

its super xia sway until i also wanna bury my head

TehJarVu SG

same genes, next time laupig will also hv mini piglets mani mani

fifi the 母猪 will be bery busy

TehJarVu SG

me no like henpecked hubby or male chauvinist pic hubby those type

but i look down on henpecked hubby more

its super xia sway until i also wanna bury my head

hanor hanor

btw is pig not pic

TehJarVu SG

magnolia is still the nicest milk for making tea

laurence82 SG

if fifi is productive lor

i dont feel like having kids

dun like kids

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