http://www.noiseaddicts.com/2009/03/ringtone-that-gives-women-bigger-breasts/
What sort of sound could possibly perk up and pop out your
sagging girls?
A baby's cry, naturally.
Hideto
Tomabechi, researcher of artificial intelligence
and the mind,wants to show that sounds affect more than just the
mind -- they also affect our bodies. So he took a recording of a
crying baby and stripped it down to its essential sounds. He
hypothesizes (generalization alert!) that women will respond
physiologically to the recorded sound of a crying baby in the same
way they respond to the real sound. By responding so frequently,
their breasts will grow.
Does he mean women all over Tokyo are going to be letting down
every time the phone rings? Or do women respond in some way to
babies' cries that I'm not aware of. I'm willing to concede that I
(and my lactating boobs) respond physiologically to the sound of a
crying baby ... NOW ... ever since having my first. But before ever
having kids, I'm not entirely convinced I could even tell the
difference between a crying baby and, say, an angry cat. Besides,
if all it takes is a baby's cry, I should look like Pamela Anderson
by now.
Of course, this Tomabechi guy is the same man authorities called
on to deprogram the Aum Shinrikyo cult members (of sarin gas on the
subway fame), and he's held up as some kind of mad genius. So maybe
the nation's dissatisfied flat-chested should download the baby
wails and answer the call to a more confident and happier you.
