i want to have sex with a chipmunk
By LEON WATSON
Published: 26 Jan 2009
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Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with
pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,”
he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his
mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but
they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much
for them to work with."
