ME= Nicky
Ts = rod
A song delicated to TS
ME
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
BUT I'M NOT GAY.
ts
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!
ME
IF YOU WERE QUEER
TS
Ah, Nicky!
ME
I'D STILL BE HERE,
TS
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.
ME
YEAR AFTER YEAR
TS
Nicky!
ME
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
TS
Argh!
ME
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
TS
What?
ME
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
TS
I would?
ME
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
TS
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
ME
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
TS
Nicky, that's GROSS!
ME
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
TS
I am not listening!
ME
AND HERE I'D STAY,
TS
La la la la la!
ME
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
TS
Aaaah!
ME
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
TS
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
ME
If you were gay.
TS
Argh!
