Stranded in the dessert for days..
KFC bucket with 2 x 1.5litre coke
or
Hot chick.
Hot chick, definitely. She can drink from me, and I can drink
from her, instant continuous fluid cycle. 
We can both
survive on fluids alone till we get rescued, or at least die
happy.
You're fast forwarding to your death with KFC and coke. Fried
food draws fluid from your body for digestion, and coke dehydrates
you as well.
So, go figure yourself, my friend.
