Tell her the following :
- You like skinny, sexy, sweet young thing.
- All masculine traits are ugly.
- You like women on lipstick.
- You like women with mini-skirts, skin-hugging clothes, high
heels and panty hose.
- Women should keep their hair long, go for manicure and
pedicure.
- Jewelry must be small and fashionable. Thick gold chains,
thick bands are no-nos.
- Make-up on women makes you horny.
- Lastly, show off your new sweet young thing as your new
'girlfriend' and start joking about thongs.

Then wait later HK got problems with lesbians le... 