hokay, so heres the earth, its chilling, thats a sweet earth you
might say, hokay. so, ruling out the ice caps melt thing, the giant
meteor become crash into us, the ozone layer leaving, the sun
exploding, we are definitely gonna blow oureslves up. Hokay, so we
have China India Russia France UK Isreal Pakistan, and us, with
nukes. We got 2600 more than anybody else....hwhatever. hanyways,
oneday, we decide that the Chinese sons of Bitches are gonna die,
so we launch a nuke at CHIna. while its on its way there, CHinas
like shit shit who the fuk is shooting us? oh well, fire missiles!
and France is like, SHEET GUYZ, ve gotz ze missiles, fire our sh1t!
but I'm le tired. well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILE!!!
meanwhile, Australia downthere is like WTF mate? India Isreal and
Pakistan launch their sh1t so we have nukes flying everywhere
passing each other.
Russias like AHHHH MOTHERLAND!!! Englands like bout that time eh
chaps. Canadas like whats goin on, EH? We are like oh fuk we are
dumbasses and Australia is still like WTF? Mars is laughing at us
and some huge meteor is like whoa fuk that.
so now we got nuclear hwinter, everyones dead except australia, and
they are still like WTF? but they will be dead soon, fuking
kangaroos.
but, assuming we dont blow ourselves up, us Carliforniens will just
have to work ourway off the United States, to go hang with Hawaii,
Alaska can come too, THE END!!
