Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old
girl
to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she
was
asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was
born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on
his
bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in
the first place......smack him again!"
If you don't laugh at this, there's no hope for you.