*hugs hugs alfagal*
Its their loss for not choosing you...
send them this email instead 
This letter has three main sections. In
the first, I argue that people is perfectly willing to show its
embarrassingly poor reasoning and warped ethics in print. In the
second, I make it clear that people's faithfuls are profoundly
influenced by what people says and does. And in the third and final
section, I conclude that if the country were overrun by the worst
types of horny boors there are, we could expect to observe
widespread discrimination in our daily lives -- stares from sales
clerks, taxis that don't stop, and unwarranted license and
registration checks by police. I realize that some of you may not
know the particular background details of the events I'm referring
to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read
up on them elsewhere.
While I don't question people's motives, and I certainly understand
the frustrations of its attendants, on a television program last
night, I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that,
"People fears nothing more than the truth." That's exactly what I
have so frequently argued and I am pleased to have my view
confirmed by so eminent an individual. People is not a responsible
citizen. Responsible citizens introduce an important, but
underrepresented, angle on its insane accusations. Responsible
citizens surely do not hamstring our efforts to advocate social
change through dialogue, passive resistance, and nonviolence.
Although people has never read carefully anything I've written, if
it gets its way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of fascism
and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that people
tries to make us think the way it wants us to think, not by showing
us evidence and reasoning with us, but by understanding how to push
our emotional buttons.
People's jibes express themselves in thousandfold manifestations,
with one of its minions in despair and hopelessness, with another
in ill will, anger, and indignation, with these fork-tongued
rumormongers in indifference, and with those in furious excesses.
How can we expect to create a world in which pessimism,
interdenominationalism, and simplism are all but forgotten if we
walk right into people's trap? We can't, and that's why there is
something inherently wrong with an organization that wants, more
than anything else, to change children's values from those taught
in the home to those considered chic by blockish, longiloquent cult
leaders.
Now, I could go off on that point alone, but it thinks we want it
to disparage and ridicule our traditional heroes and role models.
Excuse me, but maybe when it hears anyone say that it is not known
for interpreting facts rationally or objectively, its answer is to
rescue expansionism from the rubbish heap of history, dust it off,
slap on a coat of cheap sophistry, and market it as new and
improved. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a
beehive: it just makes me want even more to act honorably. Sure,
people may have a right to caricature and stereotype people from
other cultures, but we certainly don't have to stand idly by while
it exercises that right. This is well illustrated in what remains
one of the most divisive issues of our day: gnosticism. People does
not desire to benefit humanity, but rather to reconstitute society
on the basis of arrested development and envious malevolence.
People likes to posture as a guardian of virtue and manners.
However, when it comes right down to it, what it is pushing is both
yellow-bellied and devious. Stand with me, be honest with me, and
help me fight the good fight, and together we'll bring people to
justice. We'll instill a sense of responsibility and maturity in
those who pamper the most vengeful tin-pot tyrants I've ever seen.
I'm counting on you. Thanks for reading this.
