When god was handing out personalities, you must have been
holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come
back to you. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how
inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't read
like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends
around you; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put
your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face that
would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you
would.
