let's share insults

last SG · 2006-06-27T01:33:18+00:00

You are breathing my air… n that gives me a reason to beat u with my schlong~!

i know when you are lying. your lips move

Are u born stupid or you are born this way????

you make me believe in reincarnation. because it wouldnt be fair for you to be born like that

sorry for asking about your age, i only just realized u cant count that high

Inspired by the movies:

Love means never having to say you are sorry, so just shut up already.

people clap when they see u, their hands over their eyes or ears

you have no trouble making ends meet, your foot is always in your mouth

Inspired by the movies:

Show me the money or get lost

u were born cuz ur mom didnt believe in abortion, now you are born she believes in infanticide

they all say opposites attract, so i hope you meet someone handsome, intelligent and sporty

they say travel broadens oneself, i bet you have been to Pluto

Inspired by the movies:

At first we thought you were a bird, then you were a plane, but you are donald duck.

you are pretty as a picture, i would like to frame then hang you

you are such a failure. when people first meet you, they dont like you – when they get to know you better, they hate u

the mind reader was so busy with reading minds. you were his first vacation

welcome field Very Happy

*rolls out red carpet*

u got so many freckles that u look like a hamburger

Insults are foreign to me ... Rolling Eyes

Inspired by the movies:

Here's looking at you kid... and I don't like what I see.

you’ve got so much pimples you look like Heaven’s Road

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