It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a
stone
that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have
traveled
far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of
stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed
to
a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into
stuponium.
Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity
stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in
one
minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It
cannot
be possible that anything in our universe can really be this
stupid.
This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A
pure
extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the
laws
of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany
of
stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a
while.
I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your
moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your
other
drivel. Duh.
