Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head
nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your
latest spasmodic seizure. In future, kindly proofread your posts
before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a
litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other
verbal atrocities.
It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your
thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of
thinking? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a
keyboard, some idiot starts typing? I suggest you need Mark Twain's
advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to
speak and remove all doubt."
You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting
as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. Looking at you,
Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution
sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if
you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your
weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a
boomerang, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry
itself to sleep every night. Who am I kidding? You would.
Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way
out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care
live.
