For any Weird Al fans out there..
Weird Al Yankovic:
You're Pitiful
My life is brilliant; your life's a joke
You're just pathetic, you're always broke.
Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of adequacy
You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true.
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too.
What a bummer being you.
Well you just can't dance, and forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you Farty Pants
But you always have a job: well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpie machine...
You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true.
You're half undressed eating chips off your chest
While you're playing Halo 2.
No one's classier than you.
Lalala La Loser.
You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true.
Your dog would much rather play "fetch" by itself.
You still live with your Mom and you're 42.
Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you.
