People usually attribute the terrorising of children to a
conspiracy by UNICEF, where they believe UNICEF is the organisation
who keeps on telling children to be nice, or else Santa will come
and get them, and drag them to oblivion
New findings has shown that its most likely that its the UNESCO,
not the UNICEF, is behind this
UNESCO vehemently denies that its RUM dept is behind this
In fact, it states that RUM stands for R U Mad, not R U
Mischievious
UNESCO is currently performing a research on mentally deficient
people
Well known lab rats include SBSK aka Smappy, iveco and mahai
