Something which I think is quite funny and would like to share
it here...
EVE and
adam
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I
have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've
created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these
wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just
not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I
am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that
case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a
'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad
traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll
give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like
to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since
you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he
will satisfy your... ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will
revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He
won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think
properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised
eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.... you can have him
on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud,
arrogant, and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe
that I made him first...So, just remember... it's our secret...
Woman-to-woman!"
Have a great evening! 