(sung to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" 
)
you.. better give up
on Christmas this year
there'll be no fun
with relatives here
Sam and Ros are comin' to town
they're makin' a mess
and smashing it twice
and if they got shot
you'd say "how nice!"
Sam and Ros are comin' to town
they'll dominate your bathroom
they destroy all your goods
they'll never leave a scrap for you
and then complain about your food
so... you better give up
on Christmas this year
there'll be no fun
with relatives here
Sam and Ros are comin' to town
