Exam Experiences

alexkusu SG

Come come, share your exam experiences...

today had exam.. a china-nese girl behind me on the right side was moaning MOOOR MOOORRR MORRRR

knn wtf? cant u just have orgasm somewhere else? im freakin concentratin here

Fatum SG

I remember a linear algebra final, girl in front of me flipped through the paper for a while .... and burst out crying .....

coffeeortea SG

i remember a girl, for A maths sec 4 prelims, write name on paper and sleep, Fucking stupid.

alexkusu SG

I remember in high school, exams were 2-3hours long and usually we cant leave during the first 45mins n the last 15mins. A friend of mine started sleepin and snoring..

supervisor woke him up and asks if he needed a pillow -_-" ha..

foxwalk SG

I remember having diarhrea during one math exam in sec 2 or 3, and thereafter I refuse to take breakfast when I have a morning paper, and nmade sure that I take my meals (light meals) at least 2 hours before any paper..

renorenal SG

Arrr... crying got a lot lar... 4 hours exam first final paper MCQ... the paper was 1 cm thick... got so much questions to do until you have no time to recheck, and towards the end, one guy stood up and say MAHAI!!! YOU STUPID LECTURERS!! BLARDEE TOUGH LA SHI.T!!! He was suspended and have to retake in 6 months later...

Well, was not surprising since he is the gangster in medical school... there were about 4 girls who broke out in tears when the bell rang to signal the end of the exam... About several more tried to hold their tears but broke down in tears and cried all the way out... till they reach their home...

renorenal SG

Secondary school... Mathematics Exam Paper 1 (Objective)

I have a friend who started tossing coin in the middle of the exam and kept doing it for about 20 minutes when the teacher approached him and ask him what he is doing...

Naturally he replied, sir, tough lar paper, I donno how to do, so toss coin see what answer I put lor...

Ito_^ SG

private commercial school.. during exam, i forgot the spelling of a technical term (1 mark) i sat there and wait until pek che den i went to the toilet and flip through my notes for dat 1 mark. Laughing

Ito_^ SG

wait she get A for dat.. i think got happen before. =.=### lao tian mei yan.

virce SG

im just curious, why is it tht the students are not allowed to leave the exam hall for the first 45mins n the last 15mins huh?

i've been trying to ask tht question to my lectures long time ago, but always forgotten...

renorenal SG

Got such ruling meh? Mine one was cannot go out only during the last 20-30 minutes unless it's an emergency coz these times are the most precious where all the students will be double-checking their answers and gaining utmost silence to think... hence raising up your hand, whispering and standing up and walking to the door can be quite a disturbance...

stellazio SG

my friend went in saw the paper,tore it and left..anyway since it was a retest it wasn't that impt to him.. Laughing

alexkusu SG

1st 45mins.. cos they dun wan student jus write their name n go...student no choice but write something lor. Also..its the time where ppl r startin to concentrate on the exam n makin 2 much noise can be detrimental.

alexkusu SG

Laughing

alexkusu SG

i knw one time in 1st year chem exam.. examiner fone ring 8 times! wtf..tell us dun bring cellphone but urself bring cell.

yesterday i forgot bring calculator n pencil case to my biochem exam....managed to borrow pens frm classmate. Biochem exam..no need to say.. 50% is calculations.. like logs, etc. Naturally, I 'finished' in 30mins.. it was 3 hours exam. But nobody was leavin after 45mins.. so I dun wan to feel paiseh by walkin out early. So I used the log and graph paper to play sudoku by myself. After 2hours, walked out of exam..1st one also Mr. Green

anyway, biochem lecturer was sh!t so nvm.

anhydrouscoppersulphate SG

i have an idiot who reads out loud the comprehension passage during exam like giving a speech. his dumb excuse was he cant understand when he silentl reads. and the invigilator who is as dumb as him justs let it be.

stellazio SG

wtf..MCQ do until die.. Laughing

alexkusu SG

i remember in calculus exam.. a nerd next to me keep breathing so hard n snortin like a pig.. its like he get high from doin calculus.

renorenal SG

I have a friend, thanks anhydrous for reminding me indirectly about this readin gout loud thingy =)

I sat behind this girl during the exams... and since its the second finals (3rd year), everyone knew that the paper will be tough... so everyone was tensioning...

This girl, as she flipped through her exam paper and did her questions, she kept saying YES and showed the action sign (bend your elbow and make a fist and direct it towards your body kinda sign)... every pages she flips and every questions she do, she will do this sign... there were about 14 students sitting around her who could hear her do that, and since the questions are REALLY dang tough... naturally we were darn stressed up...

Exam results came out... she FAIL

stellazio SG

y ur exam hall always got clowns getting orgasms from doing a paper? Laughing