now that's funny!
I tried committing suicide when I was 18. I thought I was in love
with a 28 yr old woman that I worked with. Things weren't going the
way I liked so I thought I didn't want to live.(actually I was
going to teach her a lesson...pretty stupid huh?) I took my .22
rifle and drove out to the hills near home. I pulled off the road,
put the muzzle against my chest where I thought my heart was and
pulled the trigger....the safety was on....I clicked it off and did
it again. It went off and went completely through and out my back,
through the door panel and broke the window. I sat there bleeding
for a while and decided that I wasn't going to die. I managed to
flag down a passing motorist who called paramedics. I spent 3 weeks
in the hospital with a collapsed lung.
That would have to be the stupidest thing I've ever done.
