thats so funny 
Korean man: hahahaha these Japanese are very weak I will destroy
them all with my....er.....powerful tae kwon do skills!!!
Ito: so now we fight, I will show you who is the most powerful, oh
yeah? I am the most powerful, because I am very strong.
Yamagato: oh yeah? well, we are very strong too. isnt that right
Korean man?
Korean man: yeah we are very strong. you cant beat us cuz we are
stronger than you. I can do Tae Kwon do!!
Ito
h yeah? I can do karate, and I have the power to do
HADOKEN!!!
Korean man: Oh my God Hadoken?!
Yamagato: what are you talking about? Hadoken is stupid.
K.O.!!!!
Ito: hahaha Korean man, it looks like its just you and....you and
me now, hahaha thats right.
Korean man: ugh Ito you are very weak I will defeat you know,
huah!!!
*bish bish bish bish bish*
Korean man: argh..... you are very strong.
Ito: argh.....so are you.
Korean man: yeah...we are like......almost equal in strength. I
must do something drastic!!
Ito: ?
Korean man: HWAH!!!!!!!!!
Ito: Oh my god what happen?!
Korean man: hahaha Ito I defeat you, now, you are mine.
Ito: you fool!!