squirrels are damn greedy, all you have to do is put your hand
inside your pocket, they will think you are going to give it food
and come to you, but they are very quick, so even if they are right
in front of u, its very hard to catch it. and when u try to catch
them they always run up trees and squeak loudly at you, as if to
say you are an asshole. but got one time i saw this n00b squirrel
sitting on the edge of a rubbish bin eating something, so I
pretended I never see it and walk past and suddenly gave it a puch,
the squirrel fell inside the rubbish bin and was so mad it started
to squeak at me. LOL.
then there was once I was trying to catch pigeons, I spent like 10
minutes around the pigeons so that they get used to my presense and
will not fly away when I approach. then when I was about to reach
for the pigeons, this stupid squirrel thought I was going to give
the pigeons food, and it came over and chased all the pigeons away,
and I was like wtf. the squirrel saw that I was not going to give
it food so it ran away. from then on I vowed to catch a squirrel,
greedy bastards.
