Being anal, and being called an anal is different.
But since you wish to. Go ahead.
So I see you at Sub court on Monday morning? You can do up
yours, and I will do up mine. Will even provide you my face
and contact details to finish up your magistrate complaint against
me.
Question is whether you onz or not.
Or are you just typing away, looking for next opportunity to
invalidate yourself to the rest of the forumers?
So when I tell someone you are fucked or stop being a fuck is
not offensive to the person? 
Or should I say shingz. 
We shall see how your case progresses, if there is legal
precedence, I will cite your case against you. 
Else my case like your case will just be pure hogwash. 