when i have a crotch mentality, i bring my gf to bed and have a
good time with both our crotches.
looking at your nick makes me think that you are female with
horrible birth defect.
then i start to picture you bring your gf to bed to have some
hot lesbian action
then i start to imagine your gf putting on a strap on
then i shudder to think of your gf punishing your face with her
strap on
then i could think no more