Are you serious man? So if you're camping with 2 buddies on a
mountain slope, you expect a guy to knock on your tent and give you
a carton of beer and deliver a futsal table? Or if you're
holidaying in some South American-like country you expect a female
limo driver who looks like a supermodel, after the immigration
officer waves you in with a "welcome my friends!"?
Would you also expect to be able to 'walk on sunshine' after seeing
a telco's ad? How about splitting yourself into three bodies and
watch cable, surf and call, resulting in your spouse fainting?
Or perhaps you expect the fish in a restaurant's tank to be able
to discuss about how you're going to eat them, when you walk in
with a particular credit card?
+1 
This is funny 