Noobish
Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their
own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the
hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or
will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt
to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at
hand.
stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR
ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!!
LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b
Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it
is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as
they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in
their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other
noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is
not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent
accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can
write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your
face into your keyboard repeatedly.
