1. You constantly go to the money changer to ask for your
currency to be changed to messos.
2. You often go to the barber to ask for a buzz-cut
hairstyle.
3. You only wear the same clothes over and over again and changed
when you level up.
4. You thought that all tomato ketchups are potions.
5. You eat 20 apples a day.
6. You treat all mushrooms as playthings to be squashed and pigs to
be slaughtered. Basically, they're all your enemies.
7. You start asking your boss to trade fame with you.
8. You start walking and smiling like one of those cuties.
9. You begin wacking anyone that approaches you.
10. You thought that Orchard Road is Kerning City, Bukit Timah Hill
is Ellina, Kranji is Henesys and the Construction Site is
Perion!
