Dear SMRT:
We are the C651s and we have written(although we paid someone to
do it as we have no hands)to you to ask of the timing of our
refurbishment.We have been serving you for about since 1994,giving
you profit,and suffering acid rain and hot sun.
Look at the rest of our family.They all have some black
livery,even Uncle C751A.We cannot wait until 2010 3/4 or 4/4 or
2011.Brother C151 has got a new coat of paint,sets of STARIS,and
Wheelchair acessable doors.We all want that
too.Besides,Black looks good on us.Whats even more unfair is that
Sister C751B came in refurbished and in black livery.
We deserve refurbishment.If you don't Refurbish us soon,we'll
all call you (censored).
Your loyal
trains
C651s.
My turn
Dear Boss, SMRT Cooperation
My 18 brothers and I , C651s, have been serving you, SMRT Corp,
ever since the year 1994. This awesome handwriting was written by
my employer's employee. We have been tanning under this hot sun for
years. Suffering from thunderstorms, acid rain and helping you to
boost profits.
Our 66 brothers came in white too but they got refurbished just
a few years back. They received better motors, a nicer coating,
more jobs, cooler A/C and wheelchair-accessible door. Their new
coat looks awesomely nice SERIOUS! You won't even notice if there
is a speck of dust on it.
For us, dust is collecting on us for at least a decade. Our
sisters C751B came in with a black coat of painting and motors that
can run faster than us ; About 1.5x faster than us and my brothers.
Our 25 nephews C751As came automatically. They have such a large
window! Everyone loves to crowd around them but they have been
ranting about the dull tunnels they have been travelling. They envy
us seriously but we think its the other way. Their counterparts are
able to see the sun and the moon every day, any time. They sleep on
top of the depot! They travel through modern flats daily.
We deserve refurbishment if not we will go on strike. We will :
Breakdown in the middle of Expo and Changi Airport, Jurong East to
Bukit Batok (The single track), Khatib and Yio Chu Kang, Raffles
Place and City Hall, Tanah Merah and Expo, last but no least, The
tracks towards Changi Depot, Bishan Depot and Ulu Pandan Depot!
If you attempt to tow us back, we will let the passengers alight
and jam the emergency brakes. It will cause disruption until you
decide to refurbish us.
We, C651s, give you 1 day to decide or the above will happened.
You will suffered millions in that way. WE are giving you an offer
that you can't reject! We are solving two problems with 1
letter!
You better refurbish us if not..._ _ _ _ You
Not Sincere,
C651s
