Train Forums' Chatbox (Part 1)

last SG · 2009-09-12T22:01:53+00:00

How does the Chinese annonuce in Clarke Quay Station? In the end is "ke la ma tou" or "ke la ma" When I heard was "ke la ma".The "tou" is quite soft.

Kawac151 SG

Going to Johore Bahru? Please alight at woodlands station and transfer to SMRT bus service 950 from woodlands regional interchange to Kota Raya 2 terminal. The last bus leaves at 11:30p.m, NS9 Woodlands.

alstom metropolis SG

Flashing news:

The Alstom Autos are going on strike as they have nor recieved any response about having a change of scenery.C830 Trainset 25 told us:"We are bored of the black tunnels.Where have liddat one!The C651 so good xia..huh have white...we see black tunnels everyday leh..."

When interviewing the C651s,they complained that they envied the Alstom Autos as they were running in safe,dry tunnels without having to face Acid rain.They also demanded refurbishment to black colours.And thus,some C651 trainsets are playing their announcements softly on purpose to mislead the passengers.

alstom metropolis SG

Redhill:

Man:Ay mister huh,where can i take the train to city hall leh?

CSO:Sorry mister,the train is ours one leh...

Man:no lah,i want take train to city hall...

CSO:You don't have to take the train there,the train is there already.

All of a sudden,the EB and WB trains arrived and left.

Man:(very annoyed)

Flashing news: someone has commited suicide on the redhill MRT station.We don't know what caused him to do so,but perhaps he was in debt.

CSO:What?i started learning english what,take means grab right?

Kawac151 SG

Attention please, please stand behind the yellow line, thank you.

Kawac151 SG

Chinese Garden: Oi! how come lakeside install psds first?!>=(

alstom metropolis SG

Chinese Garden: Oi! how come lakeside install psds first?!>=(

i am just SO happy Chinese garden hasn't installed PSD yet.

Dragonaxe SG

Chinese Garden: Oi! how come lakeside install psds first?!>=(

Lakeside : OI! how come mine install first?!>=(

d143b2 SG

Next Station, NS17 Bishan Interchange

Passengers who are continuing their journey on the Circle Line, please alight at the Next Station.

NS17 Bishan Interchange

Passengers who are continuing their journey on the Circle Line, please alight .

NS17 Bishan Interchange

Please mind the platform gap

(hmm what if SMRT has transfer announcement in chinese as well ...)

c751bLoVuR SG

Next Station, NS17 Bishan Interchange

Passengers who are continuing their journey on the Circle Line, please alight at the Next Station.

NS17 Bishan Interchange

Passengers who are continuing their journey on the Circle Line, please alight .

NS17 Bishan Interchange

Please mind the platform gap

(hmm what if SMRT has transfer announcement in chinese as well ...)

No! SBS already so annoying!

d143b2 SG

No! SBS already so annoying!

NE12 Serangoon Station

实龙岗

Please Mind the gap

请小心空隙

(insert malay version)

(insert tamil version)

/end announcement

is this irritating?

c751bLoVuR SG

NE12 Serangoon Station

实龙岗

Please Mind the gap

请小心空隙

(insert malay version)

(insert tamil version)

/end announcement

is this irritating?

Yap. SBS announce all the languages in ALL stations!

d143b2 SG

Yap. SBS announce all the languages in ALL stations!

SBS?

do you mean SBST

...

English train station name

Chinese train station name

please mind the gap in all four languages

c751bLoVuR SG

SBS?

do you mean SBST

...

English train station name

Chinese train station name

please mind the gap in all four languages

Same. Operated by Singapore Bus Service Transit of Singapore Mass Rapid Transit LOL confusing..

Samuel Lee SG

i am just SO happy Chinese garden hasn't installed PSD yet.

And would you happy that if another guy in troubled fly into the tracks?

Samuel Lee SG

SBS?

do you mean SBST

...

English train station name

Chinese train station name

please mind the gap in all four languages

Last time SBS leh. Just becoz they won the NEL / SKPGLRT, they put a T in.

Kawac151 SG

113/114: how come my STARIs buggy today??

alstom metropolis SG

Back in the 20th century,the hardest thing wasn't building the MRT stations;it was naming them.The following is ridiculously fiction and believeing it is like believeing Santa gives free C830 every Xmas.

Dr Vena:So what are we going to call this station NS20?

Fortune teller:How about you suggest?

Dr Vena:How about Complexia?

Fortune teller:No,Vena.We must have something original.

Dr Vena:How about Thomson road?

Fortune teller:No,Vena.We must have something creative.

Dr Vena:How about Heartland city?

Fortune teller:No,Vena.That is too unsincere.

The station NS20 officially opened on 12 december 1987,and known as Novena.

smrt3099 SG

131/132 also

Kawac151 SG

-_-"

Dragonaxe SG

FICTION(BISHAN)

How are we going to name this station? Its on the ground level

Man A : Groundless!

Gahmen : nononno thats as good saying that it defy gravity.

Man B : Mountains

Gahmen : Singapore don't have mountains

Man C : Hillwind

Gahmen : Thats ok but not so ok.

Some random man shouted : 我的鼻山好大的！

Gahmen : THATS RIGHT! We will call it Bishan!

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