my secondary school, well call it stingy or no choice, but they
removed the toilet paper after some jokers liked to throw the whole
roll down the toilet bowl.
the gila discipline mistress says, want toilet paper, go and find
the cleaner.. Urgent how to find cleaner?? ha..
so in the end my classmate got one big roll of toilet paper and put
it into the class cupboard for all to use.
and yes, there was once some guy "aimed" chocolate cake wrongly and
the smell was power!! 
