David
Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but
still they stay together.
Socrates
By all means
marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman
inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving
them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had
some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with
me..
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of
our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a
week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She
goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring
funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my
wives. The first one left me, and the second one
didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your
marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut
up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I
married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for
twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her
husband when she's wrong.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the
classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."