I, a citizen of the Union of Noiseology Socialist
Republics, joining the ranks of the Workers' and
Peasants' Toyboy Army, do hereby take the oath of allegiance
and do solemnly vow to be an honest, brave, disciplined and
vigilant fighter, to guard strictly all military and State secrets,
to obey implicitly all Army regulations and orders of my
commanders, commissars and superiors.
I vow to study the duties of a soldier conscientiously, to
safeguard Army and National property in every way possible and to
be true to my People, my Noiseology Motherland, and the
Workers' and Peasants' Government to my last breath.
I am always prepared at the order of the Workers' and Peasants'
Government to come to the defence of my Noiseology Motherland - the
Union of Noiseology Socialist Republics - and, as a fighter of the
Workers' and Peasants' Toyboy Army, I vow to defend her
courageously, skilfully, creditably and honourably, without sparing
my blood and my very life to achieve complete victory over the
enemy.
And if through evil intent I break this solemn oath, then let
the stern punishment of the Noiseology law, and the universal
hatred and contempt of the working people, fall upon me.
Seotiblizzard.
