from jokes forum
meant for ah lau
Johnny sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his
head in his hands.
When the bartender comes back, Johnny is swearing softly under
his breath and shaking his head.
"Hey Johnny, what's happening?" asks the bartender.
"I'm in DEEP SHIT," Johnny replies. "I just got caught
screwing my neighbour."
"Oh wow!" says the barman, "Who caught you? Your wife or her
husband?"
"No," said Johnny, "HIS wife!"
