Following in China's footsteps very well, I see; racism agaisnt
the west/caucasians. Oh wait - isn't Singapore part of
China?
Get up and smell the roses, you wusses!
1. Angmoh dude with SG chick = SG chick likes tall n hansum
outspoken guy
SG dud with Angmoh chick = Is that white biaetch of sound
mind?
2. Angmoh dude open door for lady = gentlemanly and impresses
everyone around
SG dud open door for lady = copy Angmoh, people around get
suspicious and wonder "is he tryin to score points here?"
3. Angmoh chats up SG chick = interesting and involved conversation
in no time
SG dud chats up any chick = creepy encounter, hesitant
conversation
4. Angmoh speak broken Chinese = cute and amuses everyone
around
SG dud speak fluent English = banana, soon outcasted by
Singlish-speaking friends
5. Angmoh drive sports car = James Bond aura, chick magnet
SG dud drive sports car = Chao Ah Beng
6. Angmoh in suit and tie = CEO
SG dud in suit and tie = MLM
7. Intelligent Angmoh = Professional, outspoken, sporty, loaded,
enjoys life, extroverted
Intelligent SG dud = independent worker, nerdy, softspoken,
introverted, un-streetsmart, wins olympiads