laurence82 SG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFx0bi4XLFE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYId-T8Q-kk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9uSHxyQ2iI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QlDee6fQjg
infantry SG Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
infantry SG Chuck Norris was going to be in a PS3 game, but there weren't enough pixels for his beard.