Originally posted by laurence82:
The Cao Si Ren Wan Bao
5 Dec 2007, Wednesday
[b]Discipline Chief denies having toyboy army
by Wan Sui Ye
The Chief of Regimentation and Discipline, Noiseology, laurence82
yesterday came out to deny any udnerground effort to build up an
army of toyboys to rebel against the United sgForums Alliance. This
comment came in the wake of accusations by Chief Dishwasher and
Laundrywoman, Ferret. Ferret alleges that laurence82 has been
quietly recruiting forumers, boys as young as 17 and 18, to join a
group called the Toyboy Army. She pointed out that the main of this
group is to turn sgForums topsy turvy at an opportune time, and in
doing so, laurence82 can topple the other leaders of sgForums and
establish a democracy in sgForums.
This caused shock and apprehension among the denizens of sgForums,
so long used to dic_ktatorship under the leadership of CTX and
stooky. As crowd grows larger everyday at the door of Noiseology
seeking confirmation or denial to these rumours, laurence82 feels
that its time to come out and explain everything.
"I regret that such lies and blashphemies have been committed
against me. Ferret cannot be trusted. We all know she is a ferret,
and she cant be trusted, period! Perhaps its my generosity and
kindness to the cute young boys of sgForums that create such
jealousy. Nonetheless, I urge all not to fall for these lies that
can destabilise our peaceful online society!"
A list of members of the Toyboy Army was secretly emailed to the
Wan Bao yesterday, and the names of several members of sgforums
were in it. These include dead man inc, agenda,
bluewinged and
even oldbies like babyboy, weidev and extremex. Meanwhile, none of
them can be contacted for comments.
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WTF WHY'S MY NAME IN THERE
