Dear Bendzer (Beginner)
You have just been granted Bendzing Rights (herewith known as the
'Rights'), as described in Statutes of Noiseology, Bendzing Act
(2006), Section 3, para 4. Your license number is BRN01252007
Your Rights can be applied with immediate effect and expires by
28th November 2008, afterwhich you will have to renew your license
with the Bendzing Authority of Noiseology.
You are to read all regulations pertaining to the use of this
Rights, and the Bendzing Authority of Noiseology reserves the right
to revoke your licence at its own discretion.
Wish you all the fun.
Yours sincerely,
laurence82
Master Authorita on Bendzing