Actually this was posted in Humour forum but then i realise its
not funny and its in the wrong forum so i post it here. 
The top 10 rejection lines given by women.
11. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')
10. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my
dad.)
9. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest
dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
8. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending
the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other
guys I'm seeing.)
7. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of
Ben and Jerry's.)
6. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were
in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
5. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
4. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
3. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
2. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you
in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and lay. It's
the male perspective thing.)
1. No.( Well i guess its direct enough)