"Would you, Messer Ferret.. vow to protect Lady ChoCoChips.. in
times of dangerous alligators, buayas, and crocodiles lurking in
this forum.. swear not to use her as a roadblock to push into the
path of thy hunger mob enemies.. stick wif her thru times of hot
weather, cold weather, crazy weather, hurricane, tree falls and
hunger (include u letting her bite..).. herein forever give up ur
single and bachelorhood right to bio meimeis and chiobus in bikinis
at siloso.. at be at her beck and call for all eternity in heaven
or hell?"
