1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants . A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman-
before and after marriage .
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in
two people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men
look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
