Reporting for duty!! 
Here's a 300 joke: One day King Leonidas went to the kopitiam for
breakfast. He ordered some bread with eggs. The kopikia asked what
spread he wanted. The king said he wanted butter.
A few minutes later the kopikia came back with his order and the
king ate the bread. Suddenly, he shouted, 'I asked for butter, this
is KAYYYAAAA!!!!'