Q: Which female fairytale character got no breast?
A: Little red riding hood. Because the wolf ate her "nai
nai"....
Q: What happens when a banana falls
A:It becomes a brinjal... because "blueblack"...
Q :If sweet can talk because of sweettalk, bread can talk because
of breadtalk, then y coffee cannot talk?
A : coz kopitiam
Q: In Europe, what do you call a female wearing sunglasses & a
big hat?
A: A rich lady
Q: In China, what do you call a female wearing sunglasses & a
big hat?
A: Tai-tai
Q: In Singapore,what do you call a female wearing sunglasses and a
big hat?
Scroll down for answer:-
A: Carpark Attendant
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful
doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted
after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were
able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another
city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theatre built in
the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to
her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you
know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met
this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire
Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to
pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the
church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and
verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out
her Thank You notes.
She wrote:
"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room,
but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home and I have my
groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was
good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound. It
could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my
hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the
gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to
give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious.
Thank you."
Love
Mama
3 very tired backpackers checked into an inn late one night. They
were told that the inn was already full and there was only a small
room with a queen sized bed to offer. Since there were no other
nearby inns around and they were too exhausted to look elsewhere,
the 3 of them agreed to share the bed among themselves for the
night.
The next day, the man that slept on the left side said to the other
two ," You know, I had a very weird dream last nite ! I dreamt that
I was having a wank ! ".
The man that slept on the right replied, "Hey, me too ! I dreamt
that I was having a wank as well. Very weird !".
Then the guy in the center shook his head and said, "Shame on you
two, having dreams like that. I had a normal dream. I dreamt that I
went skiing ... "
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible
storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning.
The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to
crash and that they are all going to die. At the height of the
storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this
anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped
into a chair. If I am going to die, let me at least die feeling
like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like
woman?" She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man
starts to walk up to her seat.
As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She can see the man's
muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front
of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a
woman before you die. Are you interested?" Eagerly, she shakes her
head and exclaims, "Yes!" The man hands her his shirt and says,
"Here, iron this."
