Asshole - Denis Leary
i'm just a regular joe
with a regular job
i'm your average white suburbanite slob
i like football and porno and books about war
i got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
my wife, my job, my kids and my car
my feet on the table
with a Cuban cigar
but sometimes that just
ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
oh no, no way uh huh
no i gotta go out and have fun
at someone else's expense
oh yeah, yeah yeah
i drive really slow
in the ultra-fast lane
while people behind me
are going insane
i'm an asshole, an asshole
i'm an asshole! the world's biggest asshole!
i love Denis Leary's comedy