Originally posted by DeadPoet:
A poem to my friends in Noiseology. 
[b]To people I hear
talking loudly
on their cell phones
It is VERY IMPORTANT
to take care of your cell phone!
Do you know how?
The best way is to drop it in
a deep pot of chicken fat
and bring to a boil.
Simmer for two hours.
Let cool.
James Stevenson [/b]
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