The three Bears

eg6stanley SG

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looked into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,

"For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and puts everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned out the litter boxes, put out their food and refilled their water.

And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully because I'm only going to say this once. . . . .

I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"

Gackt247 SG

Shocked
My childhood fairytale got wrecked by u.. Confused
Laughing

browniebaobao SG

Laughing

and i tot this is a story about the Bear, Simple bear and another.. care bear huh?

joker105 SG

Laughing

the Bear SG

i wish care bear was back.. i really like her Embarassed

here's another..

so the three bears decided their porridge needed time to settle and went for a walk.. in came Goldilocks who broke and entered into their house...

she ate the porridge, broke baby bear's chair and went to sleep..

when the three bears came back, they saw that the porridge was eaten.. and they were hungry..

so papa bear tore a piece off for baby bear, tore a larger piece off for mama bear, and tore a huge piece off for himself..

the rest of Goldilocks, he threw into the dustbin where she rotted away happily ever after Twisted Evil

browniebaobao SG

evil. Shocked

poon cho tang SG

i heard my name called Laughing

fudgester SG

Poor Goldilocks. Sad

the Bear SG

hey, if there was someone who came into my house and terrorise my family, i'd do the same thing to them Twisted Evil

Laughing

Gackt247 SG

All bears muz die! Evil or Very Mad

the Bear SG

all androgynous lizards must die too Twisted Evil

Patrik SG

Laughing

DeadPoet SG

Do tell us about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Twisted Evil

laurence82 SG

Twisted Evil

Gackt247 SG

All bananas muz die! Evil or Very Mad

fudgester SG

*plants 16 tons of TNT under Bear's house*

*prepares to press the detonation button*

This is for you... Goldilocks! Evil or Very Mad

Gackt247 SG

Wile E Fudgie.. chances are u are gonna blow urself up instead.. Laughing

laurence82 SG

I will love u till the day i die!~!~!~!

udontknowme SG

more stories!!!!!! Mr. Green

and...ALL UDONS WILL LIVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!! Twisted Evil Very Happy

the Bear SG

don't have but here's one about only the 7 dwarves Twisted Evil

So the 7 dwarves saved Snow White and were given a holiday to tour Europe by the Prince.

The evil Queen was gone and the Pope decided it was such a good deed that His Holiness granted them an audience.

Surprisingly, Dopey wanted to ask the Pope a few questions.

"Your Holiness, is there a dwarf nun in the Vatican?"

"No Dopey, we do not have a dwarf nun in the Vatican." said the Pope.

"Uhh.. is there a dwarf nun in the Rome?"

"No my son, we do not have a dwarf nun in Rome." replied the Pope.

Looking very agitated, Dopey finally asked, "Your Holiness, is there a dwarf nun in Europe?"

"No, my son, we do not have any in the whole world." said the Pope.

Suddenly, there was hysterical laughter from the other 6 dwarves and they started chanting "Dopey shagged a penguin.. Dopey shagged a penguin.."